Saturday, March 30, 2013

The One Who Got Away


Spock’s birthday greeting is late
Because the bugger has escaped
I had a clever trap
But he chewed through the strap
And flew through a flaw in the grate.

I begged and I pleaded Spock, stay
You don’t want to get away
Here you can hide
And safely abide
I’ll keep the TOSHFF girls away.

That green-blooded goblin cutie
Said he had to return to duty.
Though he gave me a neck pinch,
You know he was a mench (good guy)
With a galaxy-class bootie.

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