Saturday, March 30, 2013

The One Who Got Away


Spock’s birthday greeting is late
Because the bugger has escaped
I had a clever trap
But he chewed through the strap
And flew through a flaw in the grate.

I begged and I pleaded Spock, stay
You don’t want to get away
Here you can hide
And safely abide
I’ll keep the TOSHFF girls away.

That green-blooded goblin cutie
Said he had to return to duty.
Though he gave me a neck pinch,
You know he was a mench (good guy)
With a galaxy-class bootie.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Friday, March 22, 2013

The Best Part of Waking Up

James Kirk work up with a start. Ruth was standing in his cabin at 0400 in the morning.

He closed his eyes, opened them. Ruth was still there.

“Happy birthday, Jim!” She raised her arms. Her black and white gown clung to her. “Aren’t you happy to see me?”

Kirk sat up. “You can’t be here. I left you on the Shore Leave planet.” She kissed him with her soft, warm lips. “This is impossible.” he whispered.

Ruth’s gown wafted down, revealing her golden body. Jim pulled her into bed. “I am prepared to believe six impossible things before breakfast.”

FIN