Sunday, June 1, 2008

Top 10 List Bad Wedding

Top 10 Signs You're at a Bad Wedding Reception

·The cake is a rental.
· At the end of the Dollar Dance, the bride & groom owe $19.50
-Three words: Super Bowl Sunday
- Wedding gifts from the House of Rubber
-The Maid of honor & the Groom’s father skirmish for the bouquet.
-Reception held at www..receptionhall.com
-The bride’s maids win the tug-of-war
- Who invited Ike Turner?
- Ran out of Happy Meals
-Can be seen next month on "COPS"


Top 10 Signs You're at a Bad Wedding

-The wedding party's bowling shirts don't match
-They throw LICE.
-Instead of "I do" the bride says "Whatever"
-The rest of "If anyone here can show just cause... " is drowned out by the snickering.
-Bride's side - Jets. Groom's side - Sharks
-Two words: Austin - Sami
-The Bride is inflatable.
-The Groom is on life support.
-It is a traditional ceremony, translated into Klingon.
-The minister takes "DISCOVER"