Friday, March 17, 2017

Finnigan's Filk

FINNIGAN’S FILK  
(To the tune of “Molly Malone”)

When Kirk was a plebe and somewhat of a dweeb
He was harassed  by Cadet Finnigan
Now Finn caused him grief, without pause or relief
Jim swore he’d get even if they met again.

If they met again, Oh, if they met again
Jim swore he’d get even if they met again

On a planet uninhabited, Bones, he got rabbited
There were Zeros and tigers and knights with fake skin
When up popped ol’ Seamus with his grin bright and famous
Jim swore he’d get even if they met again.

If they met again, Oh, if they met again
Jim swore he’d get even if they met again

The silver and gold, the young and old
They fought up the valley and fought down the glen
Kirk’s shirt, it was rendered when Finn finally surrendered
Jim laughed. He got even, he beat Finnigan.

He beat Finnigan, Oh, He beat Finnigan
Jim laughed. He got even, he beat Finnigan.

When Jim Kirk asked “Why?” Finnigan replied
“Did you enjoy it?” Kirk said “Yeah!” with a grin.
And that was the wherefore, the Caretaker said therefore
The complex mind needs to play now and then

Play now and then, We play now and then
The complex mind needs to play now and then.  

Sunday, November 29, 2015

The Moment You Realize That....



Friday, May 22, 2015

Bridge Crew IV - Towel Day

Janice Rand-Sulu walked along the beach. She sported a teeny-weeny, yellow-polka dot bikini, a big straw hat with a yellow-polka dot hat band and large sun glasses. In her left hand, she carried an icy-cold tropical drink with a little umbrella.

She searched up and down the shore. To her left was the Hotel del Coronado with it distinctive round towers. “Some Like It Hot” was filmed there. It was one of Janice’s favorite movies.

“No,” she thought to herself, “that’s not what I’m looking for.”

She continued to stroll down the beach, enjoying the sound and scent of the surf. She watched the whitecaps and wheeling waterfowl.

There were other people on the beach. They called and waved to her. Janice waved back. She smiled at the surfers and sandcastle builders as she passed by.

“No,” she thought to herself, “that’s not what I’m looking for.”

At last, she spotted a yellow-polka dot beach umbrella, under that was a matching beach towel.

“I know where my towel is.” She smiled and said settling on the towel.

She stretched out and sighed, “This is a little piece of Heaven.”

FIN (for now)



Saturday, April 4, 2015


NEW TOS In the Garden [G] 2/4 (S, Sa/Am)

Title: In the Garden
Author: Artemis (ArtemisOK@aol.com)
Series: TOS
Codes: S, Sa/Am
Rating: [G]
Parts: 2/4
Summary:  Spock has visitors at his forever home
Disclaimer: CBS-Paramount owns Star Trek. No infringement intended, no money being made.
Feedback: Will write for feedback
Beta:  Thanks to Sally for the beta. All mistakes are my own.
Author's Note: Part II of the Bridge Crew series.
Archiving: ASC, ASCEML THFFF, Spock/McCoyote’s Den, Artemys Aquiver and the like. All others please ask.

In the Garden

Spock awoke in a sleeping chamber styled after his quarters on the original Enterprise. The red velvet curtains made it feel warm and cozy. First things, first; he checked his limbs. Yes, he was still a black cat.  So he stretched, arching his back so that his hind legs nearly touches his ears. He made a huge yawn displaying an impressive set of white fangs.

After completing his morning ablutions, he jumped on the window seat to gaze out at the xeri-zen garden. It contained carefully raked sand patterns and wind chimes. A garden bridge spanning a dry stream bed. The plants were cacti of a dozen worlds.

Little birds and insects flitted among the blossoms and thorns. Tiny reptiles basked in the sun atop the boulders that served as islands in the sand seas.

Into this arid oasis strolled two cats, a solid, black Burmese male and a petite flame-point Siamese.  They strolled nonchalantly across the immaculate sand, leaving a double trail of paw prints. As one, they leapt up on a pink granite bench and sat side-by-side, looking outward at the perpetual rainbow. Their tails hung down just touching.

At his window, Spock’s ears perked up. //Mother, Father?// he thought.

//Yes, we are here.// the red-blonde Siamese looked over her shoulder. Amanda’s blue eyes seemed to fill Spock’s world.

//Come, Spockam// Sarek’s warm baritone purred. //Join us in the garden//

Spock streaked to the cat door. It swished open. He paused for a second to orient himself. The garden look different at ground level than it did from his window seat. There - he sensed his parents to the right and up the path. The cat-named-Spock trotted up the petrified wood stepping stones, careful to not mar the sand.

He stopped at the last stone; his heart full. It had been so long since they had all been together. He wanted to laugh, he wanted to cry. He wanted to roll over on his back and wiggle?! Oh, yeah - cat.

They turned facing him, and made room between them for their son. Sarek inclined his head. Spock lightly bounded up into the space.

Sarek touched Spock’s forehead with his own. “Greetings, my son.”

Amanda rubbed her buff-colored cheek against his black head. “How are you?”

“I am fine, Mother.” He met her eyes and he was overwhelmed with the love and peace he found there. “More than fine.” He sighed.

“Good, good” she crooned. She lay down on the bench and Spock knew this was an invitation to join her. He lay down beside her and she began to lick the back of his head.

“Mother! I am a Star Fleet captain and an ambassador…” He started to rise.

She draped a paw over his shoulder. “…and still my little Spockam. Why do you taste like catnip wine?”

Spock began an intricate story of Mr. Scott and his search of potent potables.  Sarek excused himself and went to explore the garden.

Sarek circled back. He crouched down, wriggling to gather himself and leapt up swatting Spock on his left flank.

“Tag, you’re it!” Sarek exclaimed.

“Father!” Spock was aghast. “That is not logical.” he admonished.

Sarek replied; “Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. I’m going to get that bird.” He zinged off at right angles.

Spock chased after him. “Stop, where is the logic in this?”

Sarek stopped so suddenly, that Spock ran into him. The former ambassador to Vulcan spun around and pinned his son. “We are cats. Where is the logic in that? Spockam, this is Ap-Lau (Heaven) and quite possibly Sha-Ka-ri (Domain of the Gods) as well.” Sarek sat up, suddenly serious. “Surak taught us that IDIC had no end and that it name was only a shadow of its true meaning. Here is indeed infinite diversity. We are cats, for now. And for now, you are it. Catch me, if you can.”  He bounded off a boulder, glancing over his shoulder, he saw that his son was in joyful hot pursuit.

As they ran under a mesquite tree, Amanda pounced them. The three of them wrestled and tussled; chasing up and down the garden over rocks and around the thorny plants. When at last they came to a panting halt; the three of them were grey with sand.

They climbed up on to the broad base of a square fountain. It was made of Vulcan red sandstone and stood at the south end of the garden where the flowers danced in the sweet breeze. The water chuckled down from the spout to the basin. They lapped from that cool water and it revived them. There they rested content in each other’s company.

Presently, Amanda sat up and said. “It’s time for your father and I to go home.”

“Go?” Spock was alarmed. “Will I ever see  you again.?

Sarek rubbed against him. “Yes, my son, you may come to visit.”

“How will I know the way?” He asked.

His mother answered; “When you are ready to walk on two legs, you will find this fountain again. Turn west and follow your heart.”

END OF PART II











NEW TOS Bridge Crew III - Old Dogs [G] 3/4 (K, S, Mc, Sc, f)

Title: Old Dogs Go to Heaven
Author: Artemis (ArtemisOK@aol.com)
Series: TOS
Codes: K, S, Mc, Sc, f
Rating: [G]
Parts: 3/4
Summary:  Kirk pops in on Spock and the crew
Disclaimer: CBS-Paramount owns Star Trek. No infringement intended, no money being made.
Feedback: Will write for feedback
Beta:  No beta. All mistakes are my own.
Author's Note: For Iddy and Julie. Part III of the Bridge Crew series.
Archiving: ASC, ASCEML THFFF, Spock/McCoyote’s Den, Artemys Aquiver and the like. All others please ask.

OLD DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

James T. Kirk slowly regained consciousness.

He heard Scotty say “We got him.”

Bones drawled “You’re a sight for sore eyes.”

But he only opened his eyes when he heard Spock exclaim “Jim!”

He was surrounded by cats. A big gray cat with funny ears, a fluffy Siamese and a black cat, all peering at him intently. They were huge. He lifted an arm to defend himself and saw his arm had turned into a cat’s foreleg. Jim glanced around in a panic. He saw his reflection. He was a handsome long-haired orange tom cat.

“Spock?!” He pleaded. “Help me!” The black cat advance on him….

Kirk woke coughing and gasping for air.  He sat up in bed and Rhonda put her arms around him.

“I got you, sweetheart. You’re all right.”  She comforted him.

He nodded, fighting to get his breath back. At last, he told her about the dream. “It seemed so damn real.”

“What’s wrong with that?” she wanted to know. “All the old gang back together.”

His Doberman Pincher jumped up on the bed. He touched her sleek head.

Jim shrugged; “Personally, I’m a dog man.”

End of Part 3











 

Tuesday, March 10, 2015


NEW: Bridge Crew 1/1 (TOS: S/M, Sc, C, f) [G]

Title: Bridge Crew
Author: Artemis (ArtemisOK@aol.com)
Series: TOS
Codes: S/M, Sc, C, f
Rating: [G]
Parts: 1/1
Summary:  My Nimoy - Spock tribute with cats!
Disclaimer: CBS-Paramount owns Star Trek. No infringement intended, no money being made.
Feedback: Will write for feedback
Beta:  Thank you Sally for the beta. All mistakes are my own.
Author's Note: I want to be reincarnated as a rich lady’s cat.
Archiving: ASC, ASCEML THFFF, and The Spock/McCoyote’s Den All others please ask.

BRIDGE CREW

Spock woke up looking into two deep blue eyes.

McCoy smiled also and purred “I’m glad  you’re finally with us, Spock.”

Purred? Spock studied McCoy’s face. The blue eyes were in a cream-colored furry face with brown ears and a ruff of shaggy fur around his neck.  Spock reached up with his paw, paw!?  It was covered in black glossy, silky fur. “Doctor” he whispered. “Are we cats?”

A large, grey Scottish Fold tom head butted him playfully and replied; “Aye, Mr. Spock. That we are.” He inclined his head to the right. “Come and see the water fountain. I’ve got running just fine, nice and cool and fresh.”

He ran away to met with two lady cats. Both were tabbies with the classic M marking on their foreheads. One was a dainty gold and white kitty with a sweet face. She wore a blue collar and ran to help Scotty. The other was slightly larger. She was brown and gray stripped with gold chest and feet.  She lounged coolly, but alert and winked at Mr. Spock.

Leonard push with his shoulder and helped Spock sit up. “Yes, we are. That’s Christine and Margot. Margot said she was an old friend of yours.”

Spock’s ears perked up. Margot -- Number One, he never thought he would see her again.

He caught his reflection in a mirror of the grooming station. He was a large, solid black tom. Slim and elegant with short, silky fur and finely pointed ears.

He got to his feet and with Leonard padding at his side, he explored the main room.  There were perches and ramps to climb. All manner of cat condos to explore. Toys and tunnels, puzzles and playthings galore.

McCoy sprang up onto the window seat and Spock joined him. They looked out over a garden that reminded Spock of his mother’s garden back home. They tucked their legs under their bodies and settled into a patch of warm sunlight to watch the rainbow arch across the sky.

He turned to McCoy. “Doctor, I am glad to be with all of you again, however I am concerned.” He cocked his head. “The average life of felis catus is fifteen years. I do not want to loose you again.”

“Don’t worry, Spock. This is our forever home.”

To Be Continued….

TOSHET ENDING


He turned to McCoy. “Doctor, I am glad to be with all of you again, however I am concerned.” He cocked his head. “The average life of felis catus is fifteen years and… I want to stay here.”

“Don’t worry, Spock. This is our forever home.”

To Be Continued….






Saturday, December 20, 2014

Elf Search 2014

Have a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!