One Little Mistletoe Kiss Song

Kirk saw Spock kissing Leonard McCoy
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn’t see Jim creep
In the lab so he could speak
About the Sularian Land Snake
‘Cause Spock was grabbin’ Bones’ left cheek!

Then, Kirk saw Spock kissing Leonard McCoy
Press up against the bulkhead nice and tight!
What a scream it would have been
If Christen had only seen
Spock kissing Leonard McCoy last night!

…And to all a Good Night.