TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WITH DATA’S DETACHED HEAD

TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WITH DATA’S DETACHED HEAD

1. Speaking clock

2. Singing tree topper
3. Scarecrow head for arboretum

4. “Your plastic pal whose fun to be with” isn’t that right, Beverly?

5. Auto-navigator for new shuttle

6. Cat toy for Spot

7. Communications Officer

8. “Data” Storage back up in case the ship crashes

9. Portable guide of VIP guests

10. New voice of the Enterprise

TOP 10 THINGS NOT DO WITH DATA’S DETACHED HEAD

1. Hide him in the Captain’s head

2. Bowling

3. Nursery Attendant

4. Shooting range target

5. Hang from rearview mirror of shuttle

6. Portable guide of VIP guests

7. Department head

8. Talking toaster

9. Hood ornament

10. “Joke of the Day” dispenser at 10 Forward