BOYS IN BLUE CHRISTMAS

Summary:  My recipe for a happy holiday with Spock & Bones

I want a Blue Christmas with you two.
I get so blue, when I’m without you.
Decorations of gold on a blue Starfleet sleeve
Fill all my dreams, dears, till you come home on leave.

CHORUS:
I want a blue Christmas, that’s certain.
No more hearts breaking and hurting.
No more comfort & hurt
No more argue & flirt
Oh, we’ll have a blue, boys in blue Christmas.

I want a blue Christmas with Bones McCoy
You know he’s my favourite toy boy
Blue eyes smiling at me, bright as the stars
So intoxicating, I have no need for bars

CHORUS:
I want a blue Christmas, you know it
And I know just how to show it
A little Romulan ale
Red-hots by the pail
Oh, we’ll have a blue, boys in blue Christmas.

I want a blue Christmas with my dear Spock
My FX will make your bridge rock.
Body long and lean in a shirt of blue velour
Hides a Vulcan heart beating. The one that I adore

CHORUS:
I want a blue Christmas, Yeah, that’s right.
I don’t want red, green or snow white
Merry Christmas to y’all
We’ll be having a ball
Oh, we’ll have a blue, boys in blue Christmas

Kirk Carols

JAMES KIRK IS CUNNING (Christmas is Coming)

James Kirk is cunning. He knows where it’s at.
He’ll knock the Klingons in an old cocked hat
Oh, have you seen my Jimmy? Seen what he can do?
‘Cause if you’ve seen my Jimmy then you will love him, too.


HERE HE COMES ON TO THE BRIDGE (Here We Come a Wassailing)

Here he comes on to the bridge, wearing wrap-around green
He’s the coolest captain that eve I have seen
Captain James T. Kirk
How he makes my … interest perk!
Love his smile and will you look at his butt!
Love his smile and just look at his butt!


OH, JAMES T. KIRK (O, Christmas Tree)

Oh James T. Kirk, Oh James T. Kirk
I want to rock your body
I will hold you oh so tight
We’ll ring in the New Year right
Oh James T. Kirk, Oh James T. Kirk
I want to rock your body.

One Little Mistletoe Kiss Song

Kirk saw Spock kissing Leonard McCoy
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn’t see Jim creep
In the lab so he could speak
About the Sularian Land Snake
‘Cause Spock was grabbin’ Bones’ left cheek!

Then, Kirk saw Spock kissing Leonard McCoy
Press up against the bulkhead nice and tight!
What a scream it would have been
If Christen had only seen
Spock kissing Leonard McCoy last night!

…And to all a Good Night.

The Doc and the Vulcan

The Doc and the Vulcan went to see a pea green quasar

They went with Scotty, Boma and a hotty

And two guys who didn't get far

The Doc looked out at the broken ship

And said with an angry growl

Logic be damned, Damn to all logic

You need to get a grip

A grip

A grip

You need to get a grip



The Vulcan said to the Doc, “we’re stuck on this rock.

Be quiet and let me think

I don't need to be harried, with banter and parry

You're acting like a fink.

You two in yellow, be good fellows

And check out the lay of the land.”

Latimer he died with a spear in his side

Thrown by a native hand

A hand

A hand

Thrown by a native hand



The crew was revolting, the natives spear holding

“My logic” Said the Vulcan “is failing”

“Mr. Scott can you try, to make this crate fly

“Aye,” replied Scott “With phaser juice availing”

In a desperate race, they took off into space

Where the Vulcan shot off his flare

It was spotted by Jim, who rescued them

With only seconds to spare

To spare

To spare

With only seconds to spare

We Three Sons of Fereginar

ALL:
We three sons of Ferenginar
Working in an outer space bar
Wormhole gateway, what a great way
Customers from near and far

O, here we are on Deep Space Nine
Bajorians come here just the time
They seek Prophets, we seek profits
Either way it’s just divine.

QUARK:
Gold press latinum - I’ll take
In bars or slips. Money I’ll make
Drinks to swallow, try a holo
Waiting for my big break

O, here we are on Deep Space Nine
Bajorians come here all the time
They seek Prophets, we seek profits
Either way it’s just divine.

ROM:
Common sense is I how I get by
Though my brother would deny
I repair things, common and rare things
And I’m Leeta’s number one guy!

O here we are on Deep Space Nine
Bajorians come here all the time
They seek Prophets, we seek profits
Either way it’s just divine.

NOG:
With Sisko’s help I joined Star Fleet
Adventure and ladies, I thought, pretty neat
Learning, dealing; fighting, healing
Until the Cardy’s were beat

O here we are on Deep Space Nine
Bajorians come here just the time
They seek Prophets, we seek profits
Either way it’s just divine.

ALL:
Living here we seen some strange things
Shifters, soldiers, gamers and Klings(on)
Females in clothing, ships exploding
Emissaries, gods and kings

O here we are on Deep Space Nine
Bajorians come here all the time
They seek Prophets, we seek profits
Either way it’s just divine.

BROKEN HALLELUJAH

I offer up this doggerel verse
To a cold uncaring universe
In hopes it will find it’s way to you
I loved baby from the very start
You boiling blood , your cold, Vulcan heart
Your warm eyes made me sing the Hallelujah!
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

I searched for a crack in your disguise
I found you strong, I found you wise
I found you could care and what duty meant to you
And when you played upon your lyre
Like that baffled king with his soul on fire
I smiled and softly whispered Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

We courted using argue and flirt
Then we moved on to comfort and hurt
And when we touched I knew you knew, too.
Our love was hotter than the stars
We kept it secret this love of ours
A private and a holy Hallelujah!
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

I thought I knew what love was about
But I wasn’t ready to come out
I thought you felt the same way, too, yeah
I said I’m not ready, no debate
You cried; I thought you were my soul mate.
You left. I wept a broken Hallelujah.
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Now I sing this lonesome song
Please come back, Darling I was wrong
I’m ready now to commit to you
But I’m too late, you ran to Gol
To purge your feeling one and all
There’s nothing left but this broken Hallelujah.
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah