Kirk Carols

JAMES KIRK IS CUNNING (Christmas is Coming)

James Kirk is cunning. He knows where it’s at.
He’ll knock the Klingons in an old cocked hat
Oh, have you seen my Jimmy? Seen what he can do?
‘Cause if you’ve seen my Jimmy then you will love him, too.


HERE HE COMES ON TO THE BRIDGE (Here We Come a Wassailing)

Here he comes on to the bridge, wearing wrap-around green
He’s the coolest captain that eve I have seen
Captain James T. Kirk
How he makes my … interest perk!
Love his smile and will you look at his butt!
Love his smile and just look at his butt!


OH, JAMES T. KIRK (O, Christmas Tree)

Oh James T. Kirk, Oh James T. Kirk
I want to rock your body
I will hold you oh so tight
We’ll ring in the New Year right
Oh James T. Kirk, Oh James T. Kirk
I want to rock your body.