Friday, December 23, 2011

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Kirk Carols

JAMES KIRK IS CUNNING (Christmas is Coming)

James Kirk is cunning. He knows where it’s at.
He’ll knock the Klingons in an old cocked hat
Oh, have you seen my Jimmy? Seen what he can do?
‘Cause if you’ve seen my Jimmy then you will love him, too.


HERE HE COMES ON TO THE BRIDGE (Here We Come a Wassailing)

Here he comes on to the bridge, wearing wrap-around green
He’s the coolest captain that eve I have seen
Captain James T. Kirk
How he makes my … interest perk!
Love his smile and will you look at his butt!
Love his smile and just look at his butt!


OH, JAMES T. KIRK (O, Christmas Tree)

Oh James T. Kirk, Oh James T. Kirk
I want to rock your body
I will hold you oh so tight
We’ll ring in the New Year right
Oh James T. Kirk, Oh James T. Kirk
I want to rock your body.



Thursday, December 22, 2011

One Little Mistletoe Kiss Song

Kirk saw Spock kissing Leonard McCoy
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn’t see Jim creep
In the lab so he could speak
About the Sularian Land Snake
‘Cause Spock was grabbin’ Bones’ left cheek!

Then, Kirk saw Spock kissing Leonard McCoy
Press up against the bulkhead nice and tight!
What a scream it would have been
If Christen had only seen
Spock kissing Leonard McCoy last night!

…And to all a Good Night.